Ten Things I Have Learned

10.  In a pinch, a K hook makes an adequate swizzle stick.
09.  Black is not necessarily black.
08.  The row where you do not count stitches will be the row with the mistake.
07.  “No Dye Lot” means “You’re on your own”
06.  Black is not necessarily black
05.  Gauge is a destination, not a journey.
04.  That row you just frogged will take twice as long to complete the second time around.
03.  No matter how valiant your attempt at order, that row you just frogged will wind up in a tangled mess on the   floor.
02.  Black is not necessarily black.
01.  It is completely possible to be a hooker while remaining completely clothed.